Gomerican

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I'm so proud, my eyes are welling with tears. Thanks for registering kolloid@moecho.cn, your nonsensical name and foreign country TLD means you will be a great contributor. Now, please, bugger off.

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...dark have my dreams been of late...

 Are you guys crying over this much plaster?!

So yeah, check this shit out. My brother was sitting on the bed next to my computer and the biggest chunk (weighing quite a few pounds) missed him by less than a foot.

 (900 lb. man being lifted by forklift) 

He hadn't left the house since 2003. 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/19/big.guy.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstori...

Use the baby as a shield. 

Master Archon, Hail...

I will be attending your show, and inherently rushing to make it for 7pm ( depending on my habit of missing the desired train.)

 I will see you and the rest of your loyal fans then. Please keep in mind I am extremely low on funds and any drinks donated to my cause from my wealthy and succesful friends would be appreciated and returned in the near future ten-fold. Farewell.

 VendorBuytheBankGuardsSomeAle,

 The Admirable Salkind,

Grand Master Fisherman

Grand Master Warrior

Grand Master Spirit Speak